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[needsnoheadsman]

THE PLOTS OF GODS AND MEN

Okay, folks, you all know the drill! If you need a refresher, the drill goes like this: comment to this post, use (or don't use) the form provided below, use this post for plotting! Or just yelling at each other, idk.

Who are you: this is self-explanatory. Optionally, leave your plurk names here so I can add you all.
Who do you play: ALSO SELF-EXPLANATORY. Optionally, add who else you play outside of the cast for cross-canon shenanigans.
When do they come from: What's their canon point, and, optionally, how long have they been in Asgard?
Who do they know outside the cast: thank you to Rachel for this suggestion. List down any notable cross-canon CR your character might have, for even more cross-canon shenanigans.

What have they done so far: Put down what's happened to them so far here. How are they dealing with Asgard and with current events? What did they do so far while stuck in the city? Did they die again, what did they lose because of it? Basically, The Road So Far.
What do they usually do: Daily routine here! What does your character do when, you know, they aren't nearly dying (again in some cases) or fighting giants. Did they get a job or are they mooching off fellow castmates or cross-canon CR? Maybe Tyrion just inadvertently joined a dance troupe or Theon is working as a bartender down in Loki.
What are they up to: Any future plans for them go here!
HELL MONTH SHENANIGANS: special, for this month only: what is your character forgetting, if they stayed behind in the city? Is it small, Asgard-only things like "oh my fucking god what is this thing in the bathroom why does it make weird noises" or big things like "who the fuck is the king" (wait. no one knows that.), or is it both? If they went off on the big road trip of doom to Ginnungagap, are they dead yet and chilling in the city in the afterlife, or are they still alive and kicking and slightly more traumatized than usual?
Anything else: Because I am tired and have no idea what else to put uh. GIFS I GUESS

And, for easy c/p-ing (gods know I use it all the time for these things):
<b>Who are you:</b> this is self-explanatory. Optionally, leave your plurk names here so I can add you all. <b>Who do you play:</b> ALSO SELF-EXPLANATORY. Optionally, add who else you play outside of the cast for cross-canon shenanigans. <b>When do they come from:</b> What's their canon point, and, optionally, how long have they been in Asgard? <b>Who do they know outside the cast:</b> thank you to Rachel for this suggestion. List down any notable cross-canon CR your character might have, for even more cross-canon shenanigans. <b>What have they done so far:</b> Put down what's happened to them so far here. How are they dealing with Asgard and with current events? What did they do so far while stuck in the city? Did they die again, what did they lose because of it? Basically, <i>The Road So Far.</i> <b>What do they usually do:</b> Daily routine here! What does your character do when, you know, they aren't nearly dying (<i>again</i> in some cases) or fighting giants. Did they get a job or are they mooching off fellow castmates or cross-canon CR? Maybe Tyrion just inadvertently joined a dance troupe or Theon is working as a bartender down in Loki. <b>What are they up to:</b> Any future plans for them go here! <b>HELL MONTH SHENANIGANS:</b> special, for this month only: what is your character forgetting, if they stayed behind in the city? Is it small, Asgard-only things like "oh my fucking god what is this thing in the bathroom why does it make weird noises" or big things like "<i>who the fuck is the king</i>" (wait. no one knows that.), or is it both? If they went off on the big road trip of doom to Ginnungagap, are they dead yet and chilling in the city in the afterlife, or are they still alive and kicking and slightly more traumatized than usual? <b>Anything else:</b> Because I am tired and have no idea what else to put uh. GIFS I GUESS

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[valardohaeris]

zero formatting bc i'm on my phone - but hi hello friends, romans, castmate-men! i'm on hiatus for almost the entirety of May and have swung back around to sending arya grey for it as of whatever day we were at yesterday (I will check later I swear) until the 2...7th I think. Something like that.

ANYWAY YEAH I'LL BE BACK AFTER I RETURN FROM AMERICA LAND BUT IN THE MEAN TIME nymeria buried her bracelet in the backyard stooped dog 8( joy of joys. enjoy reacting accordingly, friends!

(PS. for anyone new hi i'm marie and plurkaroo is loftarasa

[dishonouring]

Who are you: Hannah (muttonchops)
Who do you play: Jorah Mormont
and Sebastian Moran (tigers) and the newly apped Alex "From the Bar" (fromthebar)
When do they come from: Post-banishment 2.0.
Who do they know outside the cast: No one extensively, now that Fandral is gone. He talks to others, but he hasn't formed relationships with them.

What have they done so far: Gotten a job at the citadel to distract him. Gj, J-bear.
What do they usually do: Now a lot of his time is taking up with working teaching at the citadel. That is it. He's going to be very upset now that Dany is gone tho and that will probably be all he does.
What are they up to: u tell me give me things
Anything else:

[freewoman]

This is also unformatted, but hello, I'm Kimmie and I play Ygritte. She's currently on hiatus until the end of the month, autopilot, but I am looking for any awesome cr when I come back with her after this plot.

I'm also xdombillyx for those that don't have me added.

[chivalrouswench]

Who are you: I'm Hanna, my plurk name is 4romance
Who do you play: I play Brienne of Tarth, I have also been playing Ghanima Atreides and Maria Merryweather but Maria got swept recently and sadly I think the time has come for Ghani to go home too.
When do they come from: The moment just before Biter noms on her face. She was accepted to Asgard last month.
Who do they know outside the cast: She doesn't really know anyone outside of the cast, even if she has met a few people.

What have they done so far: She has met Renly and consequently fallen in love with him all over again. She briefly met Jaime and is now secretly shattered that he is gone, like don't even touch that particular festering wound in her heart the whole subject of that man is just so confusing and she's supposed to love Renly and only Renly it doesn't matter that he's gay! Right now she's off getting herself killed together with Robb during the current opt out event.
What do they usually do: I don't really have any sort of routine worked out for Brienne yet, any help with that would be so appreciated.
What are they up to: Any future plans for them go here!
HELL MONTH SHENANIGANS:She's pretty much dead and chilling as a ghost, bickering with Robb. How long will it take them to acquire old married ghost couple status? It's anyone's guess.
Anything else:


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