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i hope you all know how hard i am resisting the urge to jump on the hail hydra bandwagon

HAIL THE PLOTTING MEME
okay so I didn't resist as much as I could have I am so sorry
here we go again, buckle up and hold on tight, let's go plotting! As a note, this is pretty much always open so no you are never late, if you are a newbie than HELLO welcome to the ASOIAF cast we laugh to keep from crying about this canon. Here's a form, filling it out is optional:Who are you: this is self-explanatory. Optionally, leave your plurk names here so I can add you all.
Who do you play: ALSO SELF-EXPLANATORY. Optionally, add who else you play outside of the cast for cross-canon shenanigans.
When do they come from: What's their canon point, and, optionally, how long have they been in Asgard?
Who do they know outside the cast: thank you to Rachel for this suggestion. List down any notable cross-canon CR your character might have, for even more cross-canon shenanigans.
What have they done so far: Put down what's happened to them so far here. How are they dealing with Asgard and with current events? What did they do so far while stuck in the city? Did they die again, what did they lose because of it? Basically, The Road So Far.
What do they usually do: Daily routine here! What does your character do when, you know, they aren't nearly dying (again in some cases) or fighting giants. Did they get a job or are they mooching off fellow castmates or cross-canon CR? Maybe Bronn is going to join Oberyn's mercenary company, or maybe Asha is gleefully kicking giant ass and taking names.
What are they up to: Any future plans for them go here!
Anything else: Because I am tired and have no idea what else to put uh. GIFS I GUESS
And for easy copy/pasting, a handy-dandy (yes pun intended we have two characters lacking a hand you can't keep me down) form:
Good luck, and remember, may the odds be ever in your favor.
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Who do you play: Oberyn Martell only
When do they come from: Post-death, and literally a month and a half
Who do they know outside the cast: UH LET'S SEE... Ezio Auditore , Garrett, Bucky Barnes, Alistair, Alice Liddell, a few others but they've all been very brief so far
What have they done so far: Mostly settling, figuring out this whole powers deal and basically he's just really okay with being dead at this point he's cool like that. He may end up training Alice in how to use a lance and a whip!
What do they usually do: Oberyn's right now trying to get his bearings so he can figure out how to start the mercenary company proper. I, uh, need to find him a job tho se he can initially fund this lmfao SO HALP
What are they up to: Again, his mercenary company is a big deal to him because he thinks it can help and he can make a pretty penny and find a nice place to live
Anything else: UH IDK ALL GIFS OF OBERYN WOULD BE PORNY AND THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT TO FIND THEM RN
2lazy2log out of this account, IT'S MARIE / ARYA
Who do you play: Arya "2cool4u" Stark. confusingly enough, not natasha romanoff. sorry guys.
When do they come from: Before leaving Westeros in ASOS
Who do they know outside the cast: Hella involved with the AssCreed cast, mixing up with Jamie Moriarty, notable others include Morgana Pendragon, Ellie (TLOU) and Sirius Black.
What have they done so far: Uh, she got a job! Mostly spent a lot of time being a miserable sook because of cast disappearances. Nymeria is here now and that is beautiful and happy yay. 100% definitely not being taught how to make people feel threatened by Moriarty. Nope, not here.
What do they usually do: When she's not working she's basically never in Hel because she hates it there. Hobbies include lurking around fucking everywhere and trying to spy on people because
information is importantit's fun basically.What are they up to: Beyond El Casa De Stark I literally have no hella plans set in stone for Arya so bring them to meeeee
Anything else:
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Who do you play: Joffrey Baratheon
When do they come from: Early-ACOK...for now.
Who do they know outside the cast: He has negative CR with many, many, many people. He has somewhat positive CR with Effie, Will Graham, Jim Moriarty, the Master, and the Eighth Doctor.
What have they done so far: Make everyone hate him pretty much good job Joffrey.
What do they usually do: Stomp around and mooch food off of anyone who'll feed a hungry teenager. He might be trying to work at Effie's shop but he'll probably get fired in like 5 seconds because he's rude and has trouble with double digit numbers.
What are they up to: OKAY SO GIVEN THAT THE PURPLE WEDDING EPISODE IS LIKELY HAPPENING TOMORROW I'm going to be canon-updating him after the current event is wrapped up (assuming it is purple wedding tomorrow, if it isn't I'll wait). That means he'll be dead and also have more opinions on people he might not have that strong of an opinion on right now (hi margaery). He's probably going to be clinging to any non-castmates that have been nice to him for a while because he really doesn't want anyone to know he's dead (or to know that he knows he's dead).
Before that, he'll be putting up a network post expressing his displeasure about the situation with the refugees, because how dare the gods help others when there's barely enough food for him! After he's canon updated things will be somewhat different for him seeing as this is the only place he's got now and he's going to have to deal with not being king anymore (and his denial about not being king anymore) so we'll see how that ends up working out. Basically he could get better or worse depending on who gets to him and how things go.
Anything else:
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deal with it Robb already has
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Who do you play: Robb Stark aka dead wolf king. It's a touchy subject. I also play
the Winter SoldierBucky Barnes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe and he is slowly building a collection of ASOIAFs whoops.When do they come from: Post-RW, so he has so much trauma to deal with ahaha, and he's been in Asgard since--shit July OOCly oh my fucking god.
Who do they know outside the cast: WOW okay so Robb runs the Guard along with Kate Beckett, and outside of that he knows Will Graham, Clara Oswald, Isaac Lahey, he's suitemates with Sonya Blade--he knows a lot of people basically but they are the ones who stand out most.
What have they done so far: He's still dealing with having lost a hand, whoops. It's why he's stuck to voice function for the most part, but texting has become slightly easier with time. He's also found out that Loras is gay and marrying Renly, no one invite him to the wedding or else he'll have a breakdown in the bathroom. He also managed to get Arya and Bran out of the way of the flood so there's that too. He struck a deal with Jaime some time ago but is keeping that on the down low. He also lost his mother and his half-brother so he's coming to terms with that too.
What do they usually do: Well, when shit doesn't go down, Robb runs the Guard! He also has a job at a cafe in Heimdall as the cashier, so feel free to come and gawk at him, and occasionally he nips around to Hel to huff angrily at Jaime Lannister and have awkward bonding times. He usually nips around to both Odin and Hel anyway to check up on his siblings and avoids Baldr like the plague, so there's still that.
What are they up to: STARK HOUSE STARK HOUSE STARK HOUSE
Anything else:
I couldn't resist after all.
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Who do you play: Bran Strak
When do they come from: End of Clash of Kings
Who do they know outside the cast: He's still meeting people, but I think he's becoming good friends with some of the Homestuck cast, mainly Nepeta, and Equius is making him his wheelchair. Dr. McCoy, some of the Doctors, Gwen Stacey, Hermione, and kids, a bunch of the kids.
What have they done so far: Grump about. Make friends, kinda friends. And now, MORE GRUMPING. Everyone left him and he hates it.
What do they usually do: Honestly? Sit in his room unless someone comes to get him. But he does have lessons with McCoy and Gwen Stacey, learning about that science thing.
What are they up to: GET HIS WHEELCHAIR! I also want him to just learn as much as he can, become a better leader and find new his path in life that isn't being a knight. Though Hermione is teaching him archery.
Anything else: I will be going on hiatus next week, for a week. Bran will be on autopilot though.
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Who do you play: Loras Tyrell. Mr. Flower Power himself.
When do they come from: Just before the storming of Dragonstone in AFFC
Who do they know outside the cast: Too many people. He used to date Leonardo da Vinci so he's got a long trail of people associated with that. A guy name Soushi too who may or may not start stalking Renly oops. He's also good buddies with most of the Merlin cast, and the Being Human cast.
What have they done so far: Loras hasn't died (yet). He's getting married, that's cool. Again, he dated Leonardo da Vinci, who was even older than Renly, so hey there, at least Renly wasn't the only one robbing the cradle. He's active in the training and defense squad, and does his best to help people learn to fight and stuff.
What do they usually do: Hanging out with sis. Hanging out with Renly. Doing his training stuff, doing patrols. Fighting bad guys, being a little shit towards people who probably don't deserve it, you know, the usual.
What are they up to: Besides the wedding, not really?
Anything else:
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Who do you play: Jorah "Bad News Bears" Mormont (also Rory Williams and Sebastian Moran)
When do they come from: Post-banishment 2.0.
Who do they know outside the cast: Fandral and Merlin, mostly. He's spoken to other people, but he doesn't. really talk a lot.
What have they done so far: A lot of pining, a lot of babysitting, some fighting giants, some glowering at Westerosi, a lot of "how am i gonna be an optimist about this". And he got himself a job now gj pal.
What do they usually do: Now a lot of his time is taking up with working teaching at the citadel and gossiping about the rest of you with Dany. Doin things with his life, guys.
What are they up to: u tell me give me things
Anything else:
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Who do you play: Daenerys Targaryen
When do they come from: Her last chapter in ADWD, close to the end but not the very very end
Who do they know outside the cast: She works for Dr. Watson, chats with Alice Liddell and Kaworu Nagisa every so often, has done some training with Sonya Blade. There's been a lot of people she's spoken to once or twice but blah blah trust issues.
What have they done so far: She's been participating with the healers during war stuff, most recently joined the Medic Corps. Practices magic, thinks about dragons, etc etc. Dealing with Viserys disappearing
mostly feeling guilty about not being more upset about it. She hasn't gotten in too much trouble yet. Still has all her limbs. Has Barristan checking on her.What do they usually do: Lives in paid housing in Odin WHERE I may move her out of since she has 3 empty rooms now and she doesn't have any potential roommates. Does secretary work at Yakuzen Clinic. Hangs around the park practicing magic on sunnier days.
What are they up to: If another gift from home event comes up I may see about getting one of her dragons. Otherwise I'm open for plots and need to get a second network post up for her finally.
Anything else:
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Who do you play: Margaery Tyrell
When do they come from: End of AFFC (jail time!) and has been here since February oocly.
Who do they know outside the cast: Has chatted with McCoy, Alice Liddell, Regina Mills, Elsa, Emily Thorne, and Thor, among others.
What have they done so far: She has given her blessing to the Renly/Loras union, talked to many of the other Westerosi, avoided the ones she didn't want to deal with, and is now volunteering at the hospital to fill her days/ learn stuff about healing.
What do they usually do: Hanging with Loras and Renly, hospital stuff, making friends and learning stuff about them.
What are they up to: she is WEDDING PLANNER !!!! also will be dealing with the ex ugh.
Anything else:
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Who do you play: Jaime Lannister in-cast, and Albus Dumbledore outside of cast.
When do they come from:
Jaime comes from his POV chapter in A Dance with Dragons, and has been in Asgard since January. There's an opt-out for spoilers on his journal here.
Who do they know outside the cast:
Last month was kind of killer, so I've been slacking on this lately.
Among others, Bucky Barnes, Connor, Fiona Gallagher, and Marian Hawke are friendly CR -- both Alice Liddells are unfriendly, as is Moran who is decidedly NOT HIS CHUM.
Don Draper's his roommate, and they sort of get along.
What have they done so far:
Fought in Alfheim, met people, died and saw shadow-Aerys in the power misfire event, got his severed hand as a present from the gods, struck deals with Robb and Arya, majestically tossed his hair and got a +5 to douchebaggery.
What do they usually do:
Manages a novelty clothing store (which will be hit by the rationing and move into general secondhand clothing), trains, avoids his cast and child.
What are they up to:
To be totally honest, I've been a little burnt out on Jaime lately. I think it's mostly just school stress kicking my ass, but as a result, I haven't been making many long-term plans with him. I do want to keep trying with him, though!
For Late April/Early May, when I get back from hiatus he will be --
- Making a network post (about looking for his horse/to talk to people who knew Johanna). I'm trying to put together a horse scavenger hunt type thing.
- Bugging the traveler Thor about why he has Johanna's room.
- Making sad faces at the god Thor.
- Learning shadow magic from Ryan (tentative, we may just handwave it).
- Yelling at Loras about breaking his vows.
- Drinking with Bucky and Connor.
- Getting cuddly with Maglor, and possibly others.
- Teaching Robb how to open jars and stuff with one hand.
Anything else:
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please keep doing italso in the Bucky Barnes department clearly moonshine and drunken shenanigans are clear signs of the start of a beautiful friendship
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